Eliza and her favored playthings for adult enjoyment

Eliza Kelay, a 40-year-old wife and mother, used to work as a dispatcher for a trucking company, but now she’s doing something a little more unique. We can’t help but wonder if any of those lusty truckers have seen Eliza in her new line of work on-camera for 40SomethingMag.com or if they might be tuning in at this very moment. It’s a far cry from her old job, but that’s what makes it so interesting. “I brought some of my favorite friends today,” Eliza says with a glint in her eye. No, she’s not talking about the burly truckers she used to work with; she’s referring to her toys.

She introduces us to each one and doesn’t stop at simple introductions. She also shows us how she uses them. “This is definitely outside the norm for me,” Eliza admits, an excited twinkle in her eyes. “A challenge. I’m pushing the boundaries.” Her admission might come as a surprise, considering she grew up in conservative Oklahoma and currently resides in Ohio. But then again, who said conservative women can’t have a little fun? “Everyone has a different definition of ‘conservative’,” she says with a smirk.

Oh, and did I mention Eliza used to be a math teacher? I wonder if any of her former students are caught up in this scandalous viewing experience. You might note that Eliza is proudly wearing her wedding band; it seems many of our MILF guests weren’t sure whether to keep their rings on during their visits, but we insist they do! After all, there’s nothing wrong with showing off your marital status.

Eliza may not be a swinger, but she confesses to having been part of a few threesomes in the past. Though she’s not a nudist, she certainly seems comfortable showing off her body on camera. She laughingly admits that she used to be quite “into girls” during her college years, though now she has a preference for men. “I like being the center of attention,” she says, and it’s clear she isn’t joking. Her bucket list isn’t filled with typical entries like travel destinations or daredevil activities; instead, it’s filled with fantasies of foursomes and orgies. If anything, Eliza Kelay is proof that you can never really judge a book by its cover—or a math teacher by her chalkboard.