I foresee the exquisite pussy of Cheyanne Rivers in your upcoming future

You’ve heard about fortune tellers, right? They’re all over the place, predicting this and that. What’s next, predicting the weather? Ha! We think they’re all bull. And here’s why. We’ve got this guy, right. He wanders into Cheyanne’s den and says, “Show me my future.” So, she goes all mystical on him and starts pulling out her cards. What a load of hooey right? You’d think she would’ve guessed lottery numbers instead.

Dealing her first card, she tells him, “The ladies haven’t been kind to you, have they?” At this point, he’s looking at her like she’s grown a second head because he’s been doing just fine with the dames, thank you very much. She doesn’t back down though. “Ah well, I see a change in your luck,” she says with a mysterious smile. “Your days are about to get brighter.”

Now hold up a minute – Cheyanne isn’t telling his future anymore. She’s sizing him up to become his future. Plot twist, right? And how is she planning on doing that you wonder? Oh, perhaps you’re familiar with the oldest trick in the book – the classic gypsy fortune teller move, right out of an old stag movie. Quick witted and sharp, our Cheyanne. And would you know it, she never warned him about the grand finale. That he’d be admiring the view of his reflection in the sheen of her ample charms. But hey, he probably saw that coming.

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