Porsche Lane makes going to work a real pleasure

Well now, let’s talk about something scandalous. Some people seem to roll in luck even when they least deserve it. You know the type. Like this absolute numskull we’re talking about here. He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed. Every single day, he rocks up to work late, and you’d think he’d be handed his walking papers. But no, that’s not what happens.

Instead, he’s got his boss’s smoking hot wife wrapped around his finger. We’re talking about none other than sizzling, 48-year-old Porsche Lane. She’s got some big ol’ melons that have a way of popping out of her low-cut tops. And she struts around the warehouse like she owns the place, flaunting a mini skirt that needs to be careful it doesn’t become a belt, and teetering on heels that scream “come hither.”

She calls in our perpetually late friend to her office and instead of chewing him out for his poor time management skills, she flirts with him. The audacity of this guy is such that he quips back, “I bet your husband can’t make you scream like I can.” Now, that’s a ticket to unemployment if I ever saw one, but somehow, the opposite happens. Instead of showing him the door, Porsche challenges him to prove his outrageous claim. Some guys have all the luck, don’t they? But hey, at least we get a glimpse of the action.