Unexpectedly, you encounter your girlfriend’s vivacious mother

Oh, are you in for a shocker mate! Imagine this – you’re Johnny, an average eighth grader trying to spice things up with your girlfriend. So, you sneak into her room one day when she isn’t there, ready for a little surprise. Stripping down, you claim her bed as your territory, expecting her to walk in any moment and be pleasantly surprised by your enthusiasm. Well, there is a surprise waiting for you, but it’s not your girlfriend. It’s your girlfriend’s mom! Yup, that’s right. You’re caught red-handed in your mischief by the one woman you didn’t want to meet in this state.

And boy, is she mad! She wants to blow the whistle on you and alert your mom. But you’re a little trickster and have a quick fix for the situation – appeasing her in the most eccentric way possible. You decide to give her some special attention down there. Let’s just say that ‘eating out’ isn’t just for dinner anymore. This interesting tactic seems to work, especially since the mom turns out to be Linda Roberts, a 47-year old hottie from New York who now lives in Los Angeles. Linda turns out to be quite the woman of the world and before long, she’s fully engaged in this bizarre charade.

Unbelievable right? So here you are, with Mrs. Roberts showing all her skills and enthusiasm. Now that was a surprise you didn’t see coming. But, let’s just hope Linda’s daughter doesn’t figure this out, because if she does, we can only imagine the chaos that’ll ensue. Of course, unless you decide to really play with fire and blurt out, “I boned your mom!” at some twisted moment of confession. Well, maybe you’d like to see more of Linda Roberts and her over-the-top encounters? You can check it out at IBONEDYOURMOM.COM!